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I guess from Gavin's POV holding gold and silver makes me a "currency speculator."

From my perspective, it makes you a
hapless, a
hapless speculator.
Both gold & silver performed somewhat better than IceDrill, which is not to say "well." Horribly, actually.

You're a nice guy, ice, just not too good with money

sssshhh. can you here that? spluttering and wrenching?
What is it? It's called "the sound the monetary order makes while circling the drain".