In telecoms we call what LN is trying to do "correlation" - i.e taking high frequency, low value traffic and generating lower volume, high value data streams instead. The methods proposed by Blockstream so far, while not impossible, are far from optimal and will prove an absolute bugger to deploy.
But why all the "we must do X now so that LN will work"?
This must be a joke? Segwit is also needed for LN and it brings many needed fixes along with it. This is just an example. I don't see any proposal that is solely for LN and that has no other uses?
I'd contend that your comment is more a reflection of your own ignorance than the alleged ignorance of anyone taking the time to look into it and voice a concern.
So your answer is ad hominem? Most people here have minimum IT knowledge and their concerns are often a waste of time and a result of listening to propaganda. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. You would just never admit it.