"Winner", he whispers to himself in the mirror.

"WINNER!", he said again, noticing how much BETTER he looks than other people.

The children playing outside upset him for a second, one screaming "I WON! I WON!" after a footrace. He shuffled across the room, trying not to knock over anything as he made it to the window. "WINNER!", he screamed at the children. "WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER", he continued to them as they ran away while pounding himself on the chest.

"They don't understand", he thought. "I doubt a single child has as much gold as I", he mused as his eyes were drawn back to the mirror. "WINNER!", he smirked.