Probably not gonna happen.  I don't get out much.  In either case I wasn't attacking what you wrote--I saw it as darkly humorous, and I'll take you at your word that it's true.  I certainly have seen how women are treated in Islam, as I have known some Muslims.  Being somewhat of a misanthrope and a self-centered bastard, I'm not too bothered as long as it doesn't encroach on my freedoms.