I know it has all the network effects but it's a dinosaur.
All nonsense.
Transactions take forever,
They are near instant.
sometimes take days
You're talking about confirmations and even then you're wrong. Stop being cheap and include the recommended fee already. This is an invalid claim.
there is little anonyiminiy. Something like Dash has to eventually take it's place. The question is when.
Of course not. Coins like Dash will never be legal.
Dash and other solves all these problems. Who cares what the cryptocurrency is called, as long as we're all using it effectively and getting rid of the banker parasite middlemen.
Is this some thread dedicated to Dash or something? If so, go back to the shitcoin section. Besides, if these altcoins had any desirable features they'd be already implemented in Bitcoin.