Who said anything about confirmation or fees?
Obviously people not upgrading would not want their coin transvestites by whatever some random dev manages to push down the Protocol's throat.
You know mined coins have a higher value than what the shady - for 'teh mass' - exchanges might offer?
Honeybadger, never sleeps. At some point, unused or unforked coins will worth much more, just the same as gold's 'purity' carats.
Except not backward compatible.
Wow , you are just as ignorant about segwit as many classic supporters.
How do you intend to keep you un-tainted coins from accepting coins segwit free?
Are you going to create a new implementation to explicitly deny coins delivered via segwit thus hardforking yourself into an alt?
Or are you going to do your best to convince the miners to not adopt segwit?
Sounds like a classy party.

I choose the shoe.
Carnival and the jazz fest are much better. Mardi Gras is more for alchoholics and immature boys who are impressed by a set of tits.