This forum does not work in this way.

It's more like:
1) Click yourself in panic to this thread.
2) Ignore the first post.
3) Ignore the last post
4) Ignore everything in between.
5) Ask a question that has been asked 500 times.
6) Be dissatisfied with the response that was given 500 times.
7) Begin to insult, berate and scream.
8) Repeat