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Re: Why do Christians hate Atheists?
by
Moloch
on 10/02/2016, 19:36:31 UTC
A lot of the things that are claimed to happen are mostly just mushrooms taking effect. Bring back mushrooms in churches and I will come join.

Wow, you noticed the shroom thing in the bible too? I thought I was the only one...

Manna = shrooms


According to the bible, manna sprouts up overnight (just like shrooms)... mana resembles a small loaf of bread (like shrooms)

"And when the dew fell upon the camp in the night, the manna fell upon it" (Numbers 11:9)

"And when the dew that lay was gone up, behold, upon the face of the wilderness there lay a small round thing, as small as the hoar frost on the ground" (Exodus 16:14)

"...and when the sun waxed hot it melted" (Exodus 16:21)

"And the house of Israel called the name there of manna: and it was like coriander seed" (Exodus 16:31)

The biggest evidence for manna = shrooms, is the effect it has... eat shrooms, see a burning bush and talk to God...