I was hoping for something that didn't involve drugs or gambling.
How's about Ethering the cash to pre fund the removal of some Indian sap's kidney and then they get the rest when it's safely installed in grandma back in the good old US?
>Order decent white kidney
>Pay for decent white kidney
>Get Indian kidney
Lord, why hath thou forsaken me?
In this hypothetical scenario, your imaginary friend has actually probably done you a favour.
Most sub-continental asians live on a largely vegetarian diet, low fat, sugar, sodium and no alcohol. I'd happily snap up an Indian kidney over a flogged out old American kidney any day of the week.