It still requires trust, but as you say, for such small amounts its probably a moot point. I do actually like it, but I get such a buzz from winding you up that I just had to say it.

I appreciate your honesty with being a troll... but we really do not need this distraction right now as we need to work together on finding solutions to increasing capacity and scalability.
There is no such thing as trust less solutions, all we can do is manage trust and mitigate risk. These payment channel are a great piece of the puzzle to the capacity problem.