PS I'll happily owe you BTC100 if you can find me a nice Australian girlfriend! 
100 btc just for a girlfriend? She better put out on the first date in that case Mwahaha
Well, I happen to believe that Aussie girls are amazing - too good to be true even - but sadly, they are desperately scarce, or, as I occasionally like to phrase it: they are the 0,3 per cent! 
Maybe I could borrow BTC10.000 over at BTCjam and have an ill-judged second crack at international studenthood down under and see if I get lucky next time around... nah, that's not gonna work.
The irony is, it wouldn't be a scam!PS Welcome to the forums, greyscale. Friendly n00b tip coming your way, spesh for that post.