At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!
What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!
Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin! That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer
Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.
Actually, I was thinking 72 is not nearly enough...
I mean, have you thought about how long eternity is?
Lets say I use them sparingly... I only wear out 1 virgin every year... after 72 years, I'm all out of virgins, and I still have infinite years left
Well, that means an infinity years to teach your no longer virgins how to take care of you :3
Not a bad deal in my opinion ^^