Hahaha, Lauda yes it sounds familiar but all of those things happen in a typical day at work for me and on this forum and wherever women gather.
You're blaming women?

This is like your horoscope where it's a bunch of generalizations that are just so typical that it's not much of a prediction at all. The predictions are usually correct.
This wasn't the case here 2-3 years back (at least not this intensively), so I don't think it a generalization.
If not: take a look at the mirror...
What are we trying to imply here?