Did you know that Penn Jillette has never so much as had a sip of alcohol in his life?
If you believe that on faith, I won't criticize you for it.
Everyone needs something to believe in.
Muslims and Mormons don't drink either,
but Penn has probably achieved other feats of pious self-sacrifice as well,
in addition to manifesting holy miracles.
I think I saw him turn a potato into air.
But I should point out that he has had as many sips of alcohol as he wanted to.