...Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms? Guns? War? Pollution? Addiction? NAFTA? Thigh-Master?
This is your fucking white-history, my "friend". ...
Why is it that your foreign language sounds like Pig-English?
Ingredienser <==can't you just say INGREDIENTS?
1 pakke Lofoten fiskeboller <==yeah, I get it, 1 PACK of (unpronounceable foreign name) FISH TESTICLES. Just say it normal, FFS!
poteter <==
poteter 
Aren't you sophisticated... Why can't you say it right? PO-TA-TO; pəˈtādō. POTATO!
gulrøtter <==Too much

Gulr øtter, rly? Girl otter with potato & fish testicles?!
Well, the Why would be vikings. Vikings, led by the danes, took over england. Languages mixed, evolved over time and what we now know as english is the result. You are welcome.