All of this is such a gamble, it's unreal.  And I mean bitcoin as well--Warren Buffett said he doesn't invest in anything he doesn't understand, and I probably should follow in his footsteps with cryptocurrency.  I'm not a computer or really a math type of guy and I cannot claim to understand how all of these things work.  These things are prices moving up and down, actions which I understand but cannot predict.

You say ETH is not money.  OK.  What is the value of these ETH tokens then?  I have yet to see someone dumb it down to retard-level for me.  And I mean get down to retard and then go a few inches further down.