I swear I had a dream last week that Donald Trump was giving a speech about Bitcoin. I just remember watching the TV, and hearing him proclaim, "We will prosecute anyone that tries to trade or distribute cryptocurrency in any capacity."* I was sweating, thinking I was going to get screwed since I just made a transaction the night before. Right then, I hear a series of knocks at my door.

The dream went dark as US Marshals stormed through my house as I tried to hide everywhere, but to no avail.