I would have gone with milk monitor, but that's just showing my age. Hilarious feedback. If you're going to get negative feedback and decide to retaliate you need to either go full on crazy like that guy or be original - just copying 'gave me a negative' from other feedbackers is so boring.

I'm not stalking you by the way... just followed a post from Mexxer to his 'policy' and found that to be very funny. I'll go now