Sure there is. Just grab a passport and go to Somalia. I'm sure a bunch of you can manage to carve out a piece of land for yourself. You just have to stop being such a weakly interacting massive particle and get a move on!!!
You can do it!
So you are in a gulag...? Dont like it? No problem just grab a passport and leave.
I'm sorry, I was not aware of that he's in a gulag. Good to see he's got internet.