I explain to anyone who will listen why Brian StrongArm is a jackboot-polishing bankster toady.
FU CoinBank
Well, look on the bright side. Your efforts to smother BTC in the crib are working out swimmingly for Monero! [Not as well as ETH tho.

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At >$400/coin, BTC is doing fine.
And FYI, BTC is out of the crib. It's now a kindergartner.
I had my chance "to smother BTC in the crib" when I made my account in 2011. It's 2016, and nobody cares about your Bitcoin Obituary.
The only things being killed early and often are the Big Lie and its subsequent attempts at contentious hard forks.
Coinbase/Classic shitlords: "Bitcoin was created to disrupt
commercial banking. Because ZOMG ATM/DEBIT/MERCHANT FEES."
Blockstream/Core cypherpunks: "Bitcoin was created to disrupt
central banking. Because Chancellor on brink of second bailout."