but you can always fork off and play with eth dapps derps.
ETH: Price > 10x in 2 months

BTC: Keeps tanking, predictably

Man, you must feel AWFUL

And if you even decided to invest in Ethereum, you can hope to see tears once the whales start dumping their coins and dropping the price back down to where it's supposed to be, and feeling bad about not sticking with bitcoin.