Bitcoin enthusiasts attaching other coins? Ones not paralyzed due to dysfunctional devs?
Bitcoin friends, please take this in the good-humored way it is intended:
Lowered Expectations
~ time passes ~

~ time passes ~
Yep, third month of 2016, no $500

Next Coindesk poll:
46% of Bitcoin Experts Believe Bitcoin Will Be Worth Over $275 by 2017Prob'ly miss that by a shitload, per usual.