Has anyone bought some pizza with ether yet?
Any pizza shop can accept ETH easily, for example, by installing a mobile wallet for Ethereum:
https://www.jaxx.io/He wasn't inferring that it wasn't
possible.
There's a difference between possibility and actually occurring.

Considering it took a year and a half before the Bitcoin pizzas were bought I'd say Ethereum still has time on its side. Besides the Bitcoin pizzas were transacted between bitcointalk forum members not on a fully integrated payment system.
So my offer still stands for anyone who fancies a pizza. Let's make Ethereum history.