Cryptsy's Rule of Acquisition 1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.
First we get the money... then we get the women...
https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/600px-leonard_cohen_21901.jpg"And I thank you for the crypto coins you sent me, ha ha ha
DASH, Litecoin and HoboNickles
I spend them every night, now I'm ready
First we took your money in English, now we'll take it in Mandarin."
Funny twist will be when they'll be served the sentence first in english then in mandarin