... I'm actually conducting a quantum experiment where consciousness interacts with hashing in order to ...generate hashing collisions and do so spectacularly against the odds. So if the experiment succeeds (in a universe of infinite possibilities, it has already succeeded) it would be a tragedy if I found a block and have it get orphaned because of my slow upload speed or other propagation and verification delays. Maxblock 0 it is then...
Even odds you're not joking. Because Bitcoin.