You're lucky you haven't been banned already with the spam advertising and trolling in others threads. I suggest you calm down if you're worried about being banned.
Yeah, to list a few:
1) Sales-trashing/promoting his service in other's thread
2) Trolling in multiple threads
3) Warning regarding the NSFW avatar, probably 2 times by now
4) Multiple bumps
5) Multiple posts in a row, ironically(?) in this thread as well
The most annoying being the 3rd one