How about a cash teleporter? As a side benefit, you get teleportation technology! (Speaking of which, wasn't that part of SuperNET?)
Anyhow, most banks allow you to deposit a check with a photograph. You can do "remoteMoneros" via email today. It just needs one person willing to offer the service at a reasonable fee.
Heck, I would do it, if it didn't involve revealing my IRL ID on a platter to random and sundry.
Oh, also, it really requires escrow until the check clears. So either multisig or a monkey-in-the-middle game.
I just lol'd.
I thought of that too... but the problem that comes with that, is that is no different from sending funds from your bank account. If you write a check and scan it, it will still be associated with your bank account; also if you were to get a check from your employer, it will still have your name on it. On top of that, that would be no better than from just signing up to bitwage to receive bitcoin as part of your pay check; but then the issue of having to "purchase" bitcoins in order to buy XMR comes back into play.
Damnit science! Why u no let us teleport!?