Where was your lawyer when you were signing that ridiculous contract? 

I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE.   MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL.

IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION.  AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE.

I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS.  FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS.  TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.  

Hello. Everyone here has been very nice.  Let me assure you that none of this was your fault.  Please don't be mad at me.  My time at the treatment center will be very good for me.  Each day I will try very hard to do better.  Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you.  Another chance to get better is just what I need.  Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble.  Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else.  People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay.  One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again.  Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now.  Eek, it looks like I'm out of time.  So long!

I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE