This thread is %100 PURE FUN!!

If you're putting your faith in a guy who can't spell 'cracker' in cursive, you've got some high-up-in-the-sky hopes.
Now let's get down to business-
If you open cryptsy chat in the next 24 hours, Insolvent Cracker promises to maybe possibly immediately return some bitcorns. I have sent my demands on a possibly used piece of toilet paper. Please sign and slip under the stall next to you.
Sincerely,
Spunk
P.S. Sorry about the odor, I had chicken and liver meow mix for breakfast.