Buy on rumors and sell on news. I don't see any major update coming to ethereum in the next couple of months. Better off finding investment opportunities else where.
the ETH team are now too busy with their personal wealth managers in Zurich to be working on further updates for now.
yeah im sure satoshi is all cocktails and margaritas too

Edit you do realize that its much better to know who the creator is then it being unknown.. if satoshi coins move btc is doomed.. Who would invest in that(im questioning why i ever did now).. Least with VB we know what is what and where all the early coins are.. And we can put a face to it.. The dump happening on eth is much less likely then btc.. Since we know who he is!!