(In the mouse, infection causes a loss of cat aversion. Maybe a strong infection could turn you into a upstanding Statist? Keep your girls clear of the cat litter Myrkul.)
Also, I forgot to mention, this is actually likely much closer to the effects of toxo infestation (it's a brain parasite not a virus). Here are the results from a good paper that doesn't try to make ridiculous claims or hide the data. They do fit a line when it looks like a log or sigmoidal curve would be better though:

Prevalence was positively, but weakly and not
significantly, associated with the cultural dimensions of
uncertainty avoidance (n=32, R2=0.07, p=0.061)
....
Individuals in populations that rate high in the cultural
dimension of uncertainty avoidance feel threatened by
uncertain or unknown situations, leading to a ruleoriented
society geared to reduce uncertainty
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1635495/pdf/rspb20063641.pdf