So some internet troll raped the babysitter, stole Cryptsy's bitcoins, then prevented us from getting them back by his evil trolling plots. Vernon, Nettles, Horus, Cryptocracker and all the cronies are innocent as a newborn lamb, we were led astray by the troll's nefarious deeds. Shame on us for falling to his tactics, we apologize deeply, and now that the troll has been uncovered we just wait eagerly for our moneys to be returned in no time.
I'm rather sure the judges, FBI and the IRS are going to have as little fun as I have skimming through these new developments.
Don't wonder much about the psychopath's never ending stunts, they can be very imaginative.
Just don't listen to them, reckon that your funds are completely lost. And hope at least authorities hammer them like they deserve.