Damn dude, you figured me out. I thought I was smart enough to trick you, but I see now that there is no pulling the wool over your eyes.

When I showed you the Google cache, I was certain it would convince you, but since it didn't, I may as well come clean.

The truth is, I conspired with Larry Page of Google to destroy Mark. You see, Page knows that Banx is a threat to his business because once Mark makes a banx-powered search engine, it will be game over for Google.

So Larry and I, I call him Larry since we are such good friends, went into the Google Servers last night and messed with banx's cache. Then, I photoshoped a picture of the old site into an image of my screen to make it look like it was new!

Then, assured that mine and Larry's plan was bullet proof, I staked my professional reputation on the lie.

I had hoped you would come to the reasonable conclusion that Mark had lied, but I know now that you are far too smart for that.

I guess I'll go call Larry, tell him that it's been a good run but we all knew this "Google" thing wouldn't last.