You'd have to hire someone if you're not technical. Or maybe I should sell mine.
Here's what I got on the last run a few hours ago. This is the kind of thing a script outputs
CMC Name Ticker CAP Vol 1hr 24hr 1week Ratio
203 HODLCoin HODLCoin HODL 68811 604 6.31 23.39 ? 113.9254966887
240 DeBuNe DeBuNe DEBUNE 32907 28 -0.06 2.47 ? 1175.25
270 C-Bit C-Bit XCT 16435 566 0.08 9.95 ? 29.0371024735
314 Bubble Bubble BUB 2245 18 0.07 1.53 ? 124.7222222222
324 Antilitecoin Antilitecoin ALTC 965 13 0.04 -4.56 ? 74.2307692308
327 Coinaid Coinaid CAID 839 13 0.06 1.52 ? 64.5384615385
332 Independent Money System Independent ... IMS 486 28 0.04 4.15 ? 17.3571428571
It's not a guarantee though - in fact I can guarantee some of these are dogs. It's just a starting point for research - you can't write a script for that.
I have very little experience writing scripts and thought I could do this one but I'm having a little trouble, PM me if you decide to sell yours, I would definitely be interested!

If not, could you point me in the direction of a good resource for learning more about writing them myself?
Seeing this topic here meant that list of coins was new to me.
I never heard of any of those even once.
No exaggerating.. not even one single time.
I am sure that will confuse you guys to death too so i will not elaborate further LOL
Like uhhh what ? i don't get it hahhaha
It's pointless.
This topic keeps getting posted year after year and thousands and thousands of new coins pop up
with random noob's with ohh sooo precious advice.. arguing with me every step of the way.
Because apparently they know better.
You Noob's showed up late and ruined the whole Altcoin scene.
You lowered the bar when it comes to morality.. it's been scraping on the ground for years now.
Which is why most people left long ago.
The desperate dregs still here are greedy little pieces of shit hard at work killing crypto.
and then we have the long con desperate losers. . who refuse to see the writing on the wall.
You guys show up here LATE.. your intent in making money and your desperate.
This has crated a giant Ponzi / Pyramid scheme Altcoin exchange economy.
A giant circle jerk of scammy pointless shit coins to profit off of.
Which one to choose ?
Hold on some kid just showed up 5 minutes ago.. lets ask him.. why ?
Because he wants to make money and he made 0.003 BTC of some shit coin (so he' an expert now)
I say on average once a year (on topics like these)
If you have to ask your money is already gone.. you just don't know it yet.
This is where kids go to play with the school lunch money with corrupt adults who make the rules up as we go along.
What coin to pick ?
Shouldn't the question be.. SHOULD i pick an Altcoin at all ?
The fact you new guys never ask that shows me you are already a victim.
This is not a situation where you see a coin come along and think ok i have been waiting and now i see something worth my effort.
This is a scene where you all come along clutching money from your bank via BTC..
where you all -HAVE- to pick a coin *NOW* ..and you _HAVE_ profit as soon as possible.
And of that proposition does not scream loser victim to you then well have fun.
Put a dollar in your hand so i can take all of it from you later.