When the GUI is done,
Last activity on github was 5 days ago, the guy Ilya Kitaev whos working on it doesnt give a shit, so ETA should be another year
Feel free to dump XMR unless u have no problems holding it in cold storage for 300+ days
You are absolutely desperate to get cheap Monero aren't you? I know you may not have a lot more time to do that but, you'll just have to acquire them the same way all of us have, OTC or in the market. Save the garbage for somewhere else. I'm sure you have more valuable things to do with your time.