Wow pretty big wall of text, you seem very motivated to get ppl to use this faucet.

My motivation is to save ppl from wasting their time and avoiding scam sites, which seem to be popping up everywhere these days. I am a very casual user of faucets and have no interest in trying to get referrals or to get traffic for my own site. Guess that's what makes me so ' salty' a term I thought only my elderly aunt Agnes used.