"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"
Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?
after I read the title and loled, assuming someone had gotten screwed by some various service or whatnot, I read that and rofled.
I'm black. What does the Black style shit consist of? Malt liquor drizzle with a studding of chicken crumbs? These customization options are interesting.
Can I get weed sprinkled on it then?
You can watch tv, and you may be entertained, or dammit, you can come here

Most precisely. It's free entertainment.
I come into the reputation section, and see newbies begging for their negative rep to be removed.
I come into the goods section, I see "used panties"
I come here, and see the weirdest shit (literally) possible.