after I read the title and loled, assuming someone had gotten screwed by some various service or whatnot, I read that and rofled.

I'm black. What does the Black style shit consist of? Malt liquor drizzle with a studding of chicken crumbs? These customization options are interesting.

Can I get weed sprinkled on it then?

You can watch tv, and you may be entertained, or dammit, you can come here