C'mon, this is dumb. Who loses their ability to spell after a few beers? I certainly don't and neither does anyone else that I know. I think it would take a pretty serious bout of drinking to damage spelling for most people. You'd need to be completely wasted.

I was on Silk Road earlier today and I decided to look in the non-drugs sections. You can buy both Polish anonymous debit cards, and a false British passport. Of course that proves nothing other than the fact that the guy you were speaking to has been on Silk Road, but I thought it was worth mentioning.