I think the real crime is this:
$10/hour
I mean how the fuck does Vern find all these free and minimum wage employees? Actually I think the minimum wage in DC is $10.50 but the point is that said employees are either unqualified, or idiots. Or dcgirl missed a zero or some other digit there.

Since Susan ONLY has two boys from her dead husband (spoiler alert: HE'S ALIVE), I guess it'll be okay to post a pic of some random 9/10-year-old girl donning a Batman shirt while coding (perhaps) on her laptop.