I have a funny feeling you're going to be passed around for smokes once you (inevitably) fuck up and get caught, arrest warrant and all. The you will see the intrinsic value of money.
He's probably already pimping his "soul-mate" for food and drugs - by his own admission he has no means of making money himself for essentials, let alone luxuries.
As long as he has "friends with Rolexes"...
I can't believe how work adverse dank is. Sad, really.