Somewhere, something with you went seriously wrong. I seriously doubt any of the ancestors you proudly list on your LinkedIn profile would approve of your outlook or behavior.
Are you sure you know what all my ancestors think
I am glad the morality police are out in full force to do a hatchet job. Keep it up please. It is great for publicity.
Actually, I do have a pretty good idea of what your ancestors thought, because I too am a direct descendant of a Continental Army cavalry officer / state governor / congressman. As I'm sure you well know, these weren't people who were fond of degenerate behavior.