--snipe--
You might just find a good Desktop for sale at opening ceremony of OpenBaazar

I'd suggest you to go for an assembled Desktop with Ubuntu.
Christ I need to get out more. I don't even know what Ubuntu is. Wasn't kidding about being a recluse, and I don't watch TV either and so I don't find out about these things unless I come here. This section is much nicer than the bitcoin part of bitcointalk. You guys snipe each other like a mound of bitches but the vibe is much different.
Ubuntu is a popular flavor of Linux, a PC operating system. The good thing about Linux is it's free, and has plenty of free software that's almost, though not quite, as good as the fancy store-bought (or pirated) Windows counterpart. It's also much easier to tinker with, since it's [mostly] open source.
OTOH, it's unlikely that you are a tinkerer if you don't own a computer, and
most pretty much all computers come with Windows pre-installed when you buy them.
If it matters, less than 2% of laptops/desktops use Linux (so ~1 in 100 computers runs Ubuntu).

So I'd say brave the outside & buy yourself a cheap new laptop if you have the money, cheap used crappy laptop if you don't, and a cheap desktop (remember, you also need to buy a monitor [screen, display], mouse & keyboard & a cheap wifi adapter for that) if really broke.
Plus side: Life will become 100% better.