--snipe--
You might just find a good Desktop for sale at opening ceremony of OpenBaazar
I'd suggest you to go for an assembled Desktop with Ubuntu.
Christ I need to get out more. I don't even know what Ubuntu is. Wasn't kidding about being a recluse, and I don't watch TV either and so I don't find out about these things unless I come here. This section is much nicer than the bitcoin part of bitcointalk. You guys snipe each other like a mound of bitches but the vibe is much different.
Sounds like you just need to prose /r/pcmasterrace more, you'll get to know a lot of these terms from there fairly quickly.
As for the arguing among us in
BTCD, I'll admit that it's probably more fun arguing on the internet anyways, because no-one will remember the argument unless it is brought back up again or someone had a serious issue with the other person (or if you're an SJW).