I was told to hold "onto" my balls... thought it'd be exciting. Didn't know that it'd be because they'd been repeatedly kicked, me, left writhing in pain.
Holding onto ones balls requires some balls to begin with so already you don't qualify, but nice try anyways....
This pretty much sums this thread all up. Nothing new to read in here, yet another new topic about halving. As correctly stated in here:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1410022.0, we will have more than 100 new topics about halving, as most of the users in here don't know how to use search option.