... In reality I am on "team logic" ...
You came to the wrong neighborhood, mothafukkah

Sure looks that way.
I maintain that he started it with his provocative title.
Maybe consider changing it. Here are some suggestions:
"Halving guide for noobs: Why I really really hope the halving is not priced in now"
"Halving guide for noobs: The halving is not priced in now. Because I said so"
"Halving guide for noobs: The halving is not priced in now. Because billionaires diversify, Soros is bent, and dooglus can't tie his own shoelaces"