Another non-sequitur. Diagnosis: ineducable.
Yeah, I'm not really sure why it is you keep bringing up garden shears (even more bizarrely, "non-gardening shears"

). Educate me about these garden scissors you keep mentioning, and what it has to do with the topic at hand
Number of times I have brought up "garden shears" (prior to this post): 0
I suggest you start spending substantially less coin on drugs. Or substantially more. What you're doing now is clearly not working for you.