Forget buying drugs, I just inject bitcoins directly into my veins. The rush is proportional to the current difficulty, however most people cut them with nonces because mainlining BTC is like seeing god. You've got to be careful, though, because once I took a hit of BTC right when there was a huge difficulty increase and I nearly overdosed. I was shitting hashes for days.
I know it's cheesey but I laughed..