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You can use SEPA, OKpay, etc. The exchange is just starting, but it has lots of potential. At least, it is impossible to take down.
ELI5 who I wire actual irl money to, and why it won't get stolen immediately.
1) The bitcoins are programmed to be released only when two of three people agree that the money has been received.
2) When the money gets to your bank account you and the buyer release your coins.
3) If you lie about it, the buyer and a random aribitrator release your coins.
Not sure that I would trust it... but seems legit.
Ah, so like the OpenBizarre multisig moderator setup. Why not become 20 arbitrators (or whatever they're called) on OB, and charge your clients (BTC they would lose/2) to see their coin again?
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2 days later my bank calls me and says the person's account that sent me the money was hacked and that they needed to refund the 180 euro. Nothing I could do at that point.
Another good idea.