The only guy I'd give bitcoin to is seriousinvest

COME BACK seriousinvest WE NEED YOU!!!!

I just realized his name could also be read as "serious in vest"--well-fitted for his subject matter. I vote him for our court reporter come court Garzageddon.
Serious In Vest, that's fucking genius, how did no one ever pick that up until now? I agree, that guy was one the funniest parts of the whole scam!
